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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Hold Por Favor," "Uber-Banana Seat" and "Good and Bad News For Wisconsin."

Predictions

Our panelists predict, now that science has figured out alcohol is bad for us, what will be the next thing we learn is bad for us.

Limericks:

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Charlie Sharker, Fowl Cookie and Tanning Hides