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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Joementum 2.0," 'No More Facetime" and "The Blind Loving the Blind."

Predictions

Our panelists predict, after the new golden years edition of the Bachelor, what will be the next show to get a Senior version.

Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: Miracle On Ice, In The Bull Pen and Bath & Burger Works.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about someone who traded their principals for cold hard cash, only one of which is true.

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Going Viral," "Debate Team Chaos" and "Carbon Dating."

Not My Job: Gloria Steinem

Gloria Steinem, activist in the women's movement, answers three questions about stein men, that is people who fill steins with beer, or bartenders. Originally broadcast Nov. 2, 2019.

Not My Job: Tim Kaine

Tim Kaine, Virginia Senator, answers three questions about Grammy award-winning musician T-Pain. And he shows off his own musical skills. Originally broadcast Nov. 16, 2019.

Not My Job: Nalini Nadkarni

Nadkarni, an ecologist who knows a lot about the tree canopy, answers three questions about canapés, those delicious little hors d'oeuvres. Originally broadcast Oct. 26, 2019.