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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Saturdays at 11:00am and Sundays at 2:00pm

Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up.

Lose the lightning fill-in-the-blank round on Saturday? No worries!  There's a second chance to hear Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me! every weekend -- Sundays at 2 p.m.

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Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Rudy's Stooge," "Candid Candidates," and "Cheating At Cheating."

Who's Bill This Time

Bill Kurtis reads three quotes from the week's news: "Iran-dom Acts of Trumpness," "The Princess and the Flee" and "The Toilet Terminator."

Predictions

Our panelists predict what'll be the hot gadget at next year's Consumer Electronics Show.

Limericks

Bill Kurtis reads three news-related limericks: The Charmin Tank; The Morning After Museum and Constructive Complaining.

Bluff The Listener

Our panelists read three stories about excuses for missing homework, only one of which is true.